Name: Certified Smartass Retro Donkey Shirt
Brand: Okum Tees
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Certified smartass retro donkey funny women&

$22.99

Color — Bay

Bay

Mustard

Ivory

Seafoam

Some certifications are earned — and this one is worn proudly. The Certified Smartass shirt features a bold retro donkey graphic with distressed western-style lettering and starburst accents that give it serious vintage personality. It's the perfect tee for the woman who's quick-witted, unapologetically herself, and always the funniest person in the room. Wear it like the badge of honor it is.

Material

Comfort Color T-Shirts
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Shoulder to shoulder twill tape

Care

Turn your shirt inside out
Wash on cold water
Tumble dry on low heat
Do not iron on design

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Eco-Friendly Printing

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★★★★★
The print quality is incredible — sharp, vibrant, and still looks brand new after a dozen washes.
Marcus T.
Austin, TX

★★★★★
Bought three tees as gifts and everyone loved them. The designs are so unique and the sizing was perfect.
Jenny K.
Nashville, TN

★★★★★
Soft fabric, great fit, and shipped faster than expected. Will definitely be ordering again!
Carlos M.
Miami, FL

★★★★
Really happy with my order — the graphic is crisp and the shirt is super soft.
Brittany H.
Charlotte, NC

★★★★
Great tee, fits true to size and the print is bold and clear. Would love to see even more designs — I'll definitely be back when new ones drop.
Kevin S.
Denver, CO

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